"Handsome" begins with a "Han"

9?

2009-01-01T18:40:00.002+08:00

Let's start off with a joke.
One of my favourites.

WHY IS SIX AFRAID OF SEVEN?

*doh*

Give up?
Got the answer?

Anyway the answer is:
Because seven, eight, nine! (seven "ate" nine)

Get it get it?

If you got it, give yourself a pat on the back.

BECAUSE YOU ARE LAME. SUPER LAME. LIKE ME.

Good job.

Oh, and courtesy of Wendy, here's another.

Q: Why don't mathematicians go to the beach?
A: Cuz they've got SIN and COS to get a TAN!

Hehe hoho huhu hihi haha!

Ooo and this is my favourite pick-up line (again courtesy of Wendy)

Guy: "Say, can I be your first derirative?"
Girl: "Say, what?"
Guy: "So I can be the tangent to your curves o'course" *flirts suggestively*

(For the non-maths people (people with a life), a tangent is a line that touches a curve, *cough cough*)

So anyway, it's 2009. Lighten up.

Happy new year =)

==that's all folks==

Screw!

2008-12-19T16:46:00.002+08:00

My little baby is back online!

Woohoooooooooooooo!

Fixing things feels awesome.

So this is what happened between the computer and me this morning:

*Dahan switches the power on, presses the ON button*

*My com stones*

*Dahan restarts, puzzled*

*My com continues to stone*

*Dahan restarts again*

Whoa suddenly my com comes to life!

It says some rubbish, I press "Start Windows Normally"

It doesn't start Windows normally.

It goes back stoning.

Wtf.

So I restart once again, it stones summore.

And I prepare to operate on my computer.

I SCREW her belly open.

Unplug, Set to BIOS mode, Replug.

Restart!

*stone*

Wtf x2

*rapes all my hardware with my SCREWdriver*

SUDDENLY I SEE IT!

It was the graphic card!

The SCREW fell out (I think it got loose after a few years of "accidentally" kicking my com around)

So I said to the graphic card: "screw you!"

And ta-da! My baby's healthy again!

=) =) =)

Lesson learnt today:
SCREW THOSE HOLES HARD

sounds a lil naughty XD

Timing is everything

2008-12-18T21:26:00.002+08:00

Timing is everything.

EVERYTHING.

I wonder why when sunny calls I'm always in the toilet.
Peeing. Pooping. Showering.

If I'm not in the toilet, the next most probable place I'd be would be is Dreamland.
Sleeping. Snoring. Drooling.

Or maybe at the computer?
Typing. Clicking. Cursing.

Either way I'm unavailable 80% of the time she calls.

Bad timing eh?
So sorry sunny, I really don't rush and lock myself in the toilet whenever my phone rings.

Bad timing can be really really dangerous sometimes though.

I CLIMBED OVER THE *&%^ING CURB WHILE DOING THE THREE POINT TURN AND PARKING.

Just a second too late.
Just a second too early.
Either way the curb (and my timing) are now my mortal enemies.

I guess I'm lucky it didn't happen during the actual test.
Or will it?

Stupid time.
Stupid fourth dimension.

It's bad enough having three dimensions!

Oh well.

Had the TIME for a long walk today.
Courtesy of "someone-someone" (her name rhymes with Cheezel, haha)
Saw the most beautiful sight in the world today.

So I guess that's worth it

No, that's more than worth it =)

Inspiration! Rawrrrrrrrrr! *bites the mechanics book*

Alright alright back to my room now

=) =) =) =) =) =)

Old is relative

2008-12-17T19:21:00.002+08:00

Compared to my lil nephews, "Uncle Han" is old! Very very old and wise!

So why do I get funny offer letters that say:

"As of 1 Sept 2009, you will be 17 years and 10 months old.
Therefore you are legally classified as a minor and we are obliged be the law to follow a different set of procedures bla bla bla"

Which ends up with my apps getting delayed, AND another interview.

To explain that university is a grown-up place full of grown-ups.

Wtf.

I think I'm old enough to realise that thank you very much.

Someone up there loves us.

2008-12-15T22:22:00.002+08:00

CHELSEA.........1

WEST HAM.....1

THAT'S RIGHT LAR!!
(I honestly thought we were goners after the draw with Hull)

I am bored

2008-12-12T20:36:00.008+08:00

Honestly people, what do YOU do while waiting for your exams?

I dunno.

I'm bored.

Mocks was awesome, could have done better though (as always) =(

And thanks sunny-dear =) For being the best sunny I could ever have (teehee!)
And you to chrystal! For being yourself. Violent and adorable, that's you!

So anyway, this is what boring people like me do =D

Awesome huh?
That last one was a little hard to balance, but my name is Dat Han =)

And now for the best of the best..
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SOO THO WEI KIT'S MUSCULAR BANANA
He eats that for lunch, and that's him there hiding under the sweater.

Linked

2008-12-07T20:47:00.002+08:00

Linked!
All of you!
Finally!

=)

Stone

2008-12-07T11:51:00.004+08:00

It's been like what, 3 months since I've updated?
3 months, that's how long I've been stoning..

AWESOME LAR

Anyway what's up world?
Mr. Dat's back!
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Why don't I hear any applause?
You people are jerks =(

Heh heh, anyway just thought I'd start my first post off with some quotes.

They're funny.
They're ridiculous.
They're from none other than..

CHUCK NORRIS

1) There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

2) Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

3) When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

4) There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

5) Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

6) When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

7) Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

8) Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.

9) Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

And for #10:

Week 3

2008-09-07T21:51:00.002+08:00

Week 3 after THE Friday, and all I can say that time heals =)

Still not feeling myself enough to be wearing yellow though.
I'll wear yellow only when I feel yellow!

Am being patient~~

Am willing to forgive, and waiting to be forgiven~~

All I can do now is laugh myself silly and hope for the best!
HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHA!

Who am I kidding? Mweh.

But don't get me wrong! I AM happy!
Just not happy in the way I used to be =(

Sort of a silly, happy-cuz-emo-WontDoAnyGood- kind of happy y'know?

Whistling the tune of "Don't Worry Be Happy" by Jimmy Cliff really helps =D

A special tribute

2008-09-06T23:23:00.004+08:00

To a few random people, whom I just happen to have pictures of =P

This is what I do when I have nothing better to do, haha.

The order is of increasing importance, with the first person on the list being total nonsense.

1) HAFIZ HASHIM (I think)
I saw his picture at the photograph shop near immigration =)

2) LEE CHONG WEI
The almost-champ! Woohoo! Saw his passport pictures at a shop near immigration too!

And last but not least..

3) needs no elaboration.

Robots and humans

2008-09-05T21:06:00.004+08:00

No no, I'm not about to go into some nerdy science fiction rant.

Although I AM nerdy now that I just got my hair cut.

PRE-HAIRCUT:
Taken at 10am with the hot morning nerd-girl.

POST-HAIRCUT:
Taken at 5pm with the not-so-hot evening nerd-girl. (sorry evie, it's revenge)

So yea, nerd-status confirmed.

Anyway back to the post at hand.
As everyone probably knows, I'm a human. Yes. Obvious I know.

But I feel like a robot now. *doh*

My head tells wants one thing but my heart wants another.

I feel split. Like a banana split. But I ain't feeling too yellow.

*doh*

And it's BACK

2008-09-01T20:21:00.002+08:00

Tomorrow.
8 o' clock.
KPD E 2.7

THE RETURN OF MR. KHOO

*cue dramatic music here*

Sigh..I don't think I wanna go back to college!
But I miss Sen tho! And all my other girlfriends! (Especially Sen) =(

And it'd be awkward too =(

And I don't think I'm ready for Mr. Khoo's version of "I LIKE TO MOVE IT-MOVE IT"
It just hurts my head!

One week later

2008-08-29T18:59:00.006+08:00

Considerable contrasts when one week has passed.

Last Friday I was shivering at the bus stop.
This Friday I was sweating it out.

Last Friday I was an emo wreck.
This Friday I am an empty wreck. (both empty in the tummy and elsewhere)

It's hard to describe..it's like when you're having sushi and don't have baby octopus..
It's something missing.
You know what's missing, but you can't do anything about it.
Maybe that shop just doesn't sell baby octopus.

But anyway it's something missing. Haha.

BUT Y'KNOW WHAT?

I don't care! Nyahaha! So who cares if it's missing?
An empty wreck? FILL IT UP WITH OTHER FOOD! =D
Doesn't have to be baby octupus.

"Chrsytalthemum" tea, Fatty Fongs, mmm..yumminess! =P

Anyway I'm so glad that it's over. No, I'm still as confused about that since last week.

I was talking about this:

CAMBRIDGE APPLICATIONS ARE FINALLY DONE!

Before:

Two words: emo child.

After:

Enjoying the "suwenity" ("serenity", Su Wen-ified)

I rock lar =)

ANOTHER long one

2008-08-28T22:14:00.005+08:00

Nahh, not another "I wanna put dark rings of mascara around my eyes" post..

There're two parts to this post:

PART 1

GOODBYE SIN SEANNE!!
*sniff*

I'm so sorry I didn't come tonight..the evil Li Lynn is ffk queen lar..
Blame her! =P

Anyway we're all gonna miss you! You take care alright?

Btw here's a voucher for:-

A warm hug =)
Redeemable anytime.
Unlimited use.

Every life we have some trouble,
But if you worry you make it double,
So don't worry,
Be happy

-Jimmy Cliff-
dedicated to my ever-present childhood friend

Goodbye =)

PART 2

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SU WEN

You're 18 now! Hope you liked our little present! *winks*

Two simple pictures to describe our little friendship =)

Picture #1

Ooo..why're you closing my eyes? Oh wow! A present from TOP SHOP!
You guys are great!
I love you all! *muackz muackz*

*a little drama lar, but who cares right?*

Picture #2

ZOMG! You guys ar..
You guys are IDIOTS lar!
You bought me racy thongs but forgot to buy me the bra??
Oh come on! Hmph!

*she didn't actually say that, but hey I bet she was thinking that!*

Nyahaha..enjoy your day Su Wen! =)

I'm lagging

2008-08-26T16:03:00.003+08:00

Duhhhhh..I'm seriously lagging weih...

Imagine TM Net Streamyx.
Imagine it during peak hours.
Imagine 50x slower than that =P

It's so slow that even
SU WEN CRAWLING ON THE GROUND WOULD BEAT IT IN A RACE!

Haha, nah it isn't my internet connection..it's my pace with trends!

This time, it's my music!

DAVID COOK IS TOTALLY AWESOME

I know, I know..
A little slow here! (shaddup Li Lynn)
Heh heh heh..anyway I just heard it during the Olympics broadcast..
The Astro compilation is really nice!

Favourite section:

And I’ll taste every moment
And live it out loud
I know this is the time,
This is the time
To be more than a name
Or a face in the crowd
I know this is the time
This is the time of my life
Time of my life

I dedicate this song:
-to you

=)

-Be a yellow ball- Kah Ann

And the Joker said..

2008-08-24T22:48:00.002+08:00

WHY SO SERIOUS?

As a response to my last post,

1) No, I am not about to fling myself of the Petronas Twin Towers.
2) No, you're just a friend. Jangan perasan la.

Why did I post it up on my blog?
Cuz you were avoiding me in the first place. How am I supposed to talk to someone that's avoiding me right? *doink*

Why was I so sad?
Cuz I was waiting for hours for a reply that never came, and out of the blue you suddenly *whoosh*! Disappear! And suddenly I'm "treating you like you're more than a friend". Whaaaaaaat?

EVEN CHRYSTAL WOULD PISS ME OFF IF SHE DID THAT

And never ASSUME! It makes an "ASS" out of "U" and "ME"
a) Just because you make me happy, it doesn't mean anything. Don't assume.
b) Just because you make me sad, it doesn't mean anything EITHER. Don't assume.
c) I have brains. I get it. *doink*

A Long (emo) One

2008-08-24T08:43:00.004+08:00

Hmm..something new is learned every day. Last Friday was..strange..
I just learned that some people are cowards. Some people are selfish.

And some of those people actually matter to you.

Sad? A little. Disappointed? Maybe. Frustrated? Definitely.

Friday was a typical KL day.
Soggy, squishy, and jammed so badly that the stray dog walking by the road overtook the bus.

But was I emo 'cuz of thaT? Oh no, I was the happiest person on that gloomy bus actually.
I had someone with me. Not literally of course, but that doesn't matter nowadays with handphones anyway.

And so happy I was, that I smiled when everyone around me was growling at the crawl around them. So happy. My yellow shirt glowed 5ox brighter that day.

And then this happened: "hey i'll ttyl k? I'll msg u after my dinner!"

And so I replied, still grinning from ear-to-ear: "Alright!"

And thus I waited.
10pm came, 10pm left. She must still be having her dinner.
11pm came, 11pm left. "must be one hell of a dinner-party", I thought.
12am came, 12am left. Should I go to bed? Should I continue waiting?
1am came, 1am left. *goes up to bed and stares at the ceiling*
2am came, 2am left. *finally decides she forgot about me, decides to msg*

"Either you're still having dinner at 2am, or you forgot bout me. I'm disappointed."

The reply was: "i'm sori I "forgot", good night", in the most sarcastic tone one could muster.

And I was stunned. What? You didn't forget? Ok, but why the sarcasm? Why the hostility?
And was that even you writing that msg? ("sorry" was always written as "sowie", not "sori")

Sarcasm and hostility are usually reserved for someone who had done something wrong.
Confused, I then proceeded to call.

Surprise! A guy answered my call. A guy. GUY. I thought I had phoned the wrong number, and dialled again. Same thing. Some guy answered her handphone for her.

Then I remembered she had a friend staying over. Ok, I asked to speak to her. He answered, with a tone that had NO hint of sleepiness whatsoever, that she had fallen asleep.

I was confused. What was he doing, fully awake, when the person he had just been talking to was snoring besides him. Highly doubtful I was, that he was speaking the truth. It is NOT easy to talk to yourself.

And so I wondered. Was she really asleep? Why would she be avoiding me? Only cowards who are afraid to own up for their mistakes would hide.

And thus I had a sleepless night.

Next morning I woke up with the constitution of a drowsy zombie and headed for my SAT classes. I msg-ed, as it was still weighing on my mind, albeit less now that I'm not-so annoyed at her forgetting me.

"So why dincha msg last night?
"My friend forgot to tell me to msg you"
"Are you serious?"
"*no reply*"

WHAT THE FF...!!

Maths!

2008-08-18T17:44:00.005+08:00

Maths is a very strange subject.

It's annoying but oddly satisfying..

And that was just ONE question..
(one question, meaning 1(a), not the whole of question 1. Bleh)

Haha, I actually "over-solved" it though! Why? Because of this!

WOO-HOO!!
Beer + Snacks + Football = Happy (but Maths-illiterate) Dat Han ^^

OMGOSH WHERE DID THAT BEER COME FROM??
*insert Dat Han's guilty face here*

Nah, was just kidding.

I'm not feeling guilty XD

My dad bought me a whole crate-full of crazy beer! Cool huh?
PS: Eat your heart out Dat Boon!

LEE C W is a champ!

2008-08-17T21:51:00.006+08:00

LEE CHONG WEI IS THE NEW CHAMPION!!

After storming into the finals..

HE WINS THE GOLD MEDAL FOR STONER-LYMPICS

The summary of the entire game:

1) Lin Dan serves.

2) Lee Chong Wei returns.

3) Lin Dan smashes.

4) Lee Chong Wei stones.

5) Lin Dan celebrates the point.

6) Lee Chong Wei continues stoning.

7) Repeat.

But on a more serious note, I personally AM quite proud of him reaching the finals actually!

GO LEE!

I don't like photos btw.

One moment you can look like this:

And the next thing you know:

Or:

But then again, photos are good for something =)
*hint hint* XD

This is getting stooooopid

2008-08-16T21:57:00.003+08:00

Yep, this is getting really really stupid (x 1000)

I think I shall call this my holiday blog, cuz I only update when my @$ has nothing else better to do but remain idle on my computer chair =)

Annnieeeewaaaaaaay~~

It's the 16 of August today! And we all know what that means!!!

IT'S TIME FOR THE RED MACHINE TO BE IN FULL EFFECT!

LIVERPOOL TO THE FORE!!!!!!!!!!

==YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE==

But honestly I think Sunderland's gonna whip some Beni-ass*

And NO, I did NOT forget you VANOD RAJKUMAR ANAK LELAKI VERASINGHAM
(just spelling your name is taking up half the space of this blog post)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

You're friggin 18 now, you OLD piece of junk!
No more child discounts for you!

PS: I'm still pretty cheap =P

Hmm, anyway with the significant stuff aside, time for my messy thoughts to be expressed a little..

1) Girls are assholes.
They're full of crap, the only thing they do is give out shit, but if you don't have them you're gonna have MAJOR EMO PROBLEMS.

Ah, with that being said, I feel so much better now >=)

Hmm..btw I still wonder, anyone got a perfect-perfect June exam?
I'm feeling quite kiasu =P

I'm sleepy!

2008-06-25T17:42:00.003+08:00

Yep..I'm sleepy.

Sleeping more than my lil baby nephews.

Sleeping more than the Euro nuts.

BUT NOT SLEEPING MORE THAN

THE OWNER OF "PIg-piG" aka (Frankenstein-pig)...

tan li lynnnnnnnnnnn (or otherwise just known as "lynn" =P)

LINKED YOU! =D

Rapid KL fan club anyone?

2008-06-11T21:33:00.005+08:00

Buses. ROCK.
*insert serious face here*

HAHAHAHAHA!! Who am I kidding huh?
(they suck so much that they're totally awesome at sucking)

(Buses suck stronger than vacuum cleaners)

Well, maybe not all of them, some are pretty sweet rides actually!

It all started at about ten-nish today..was supposed to go to pyramid to meet up with

NIE-NIE!! =D
(ye-olde-ancient-genius-grandmother friend who DITCHED me to go to s'pore)

(normal reaction of girls when they're spending the day with me)

And anyway how long do YOU think it takes from PJ to Pyramids?

A) 20 minutes?

b) 40 minutes?

C) 1 HOUR??!!

*suspense*

If you guessed (A),
you were wrong.

If you guessed (B), you are....STILL WRONG.

And nope, the answer wasn't (C) either. Har har.

TRICK QUESTION!! =D The answer is TWO0O0O0O0O0O0O hours!!

So you're probably wondering..why 2 hours huh?

Buses must be trying to save fuel by going as fast as my grandmother?

Traffic jam?

Driver had to poo-poo?

NAH!! It's like..50 minutes waiting time, followed by 10 minutes journey time.

(x2, for the U89 to Kelana Jaya St, and then the T623 to Pyramids)

And thus, you have your two hours.

(in which 83.3% of time is spent waiting, and eventually if you took the bus long enough, you'd have wasted so much time that you would have finished War & Peace at the bus stop)

Remember I said that they were some sweet rides?

"sweet" is defined as waiting for 15 minutes instead of 50 minutes.

*I feel considerably happier when I think about the sweet times*

So are YOU joining the Rapid KL fan club? ~.^

Save space!

2008-06-10T10:12:00.003+08:00

Apparently there's a new parking spot in town..

It uses only half the space of an original parking spot..

Revolutionary..

Innovative..

And most definitely jaw-dropping..

(BHP, Damansara Uptown, taken at 3.30pm on the 9th of June 2008)

Little Durian Vampires

2008-06-08T21:06:00.002+08:00

In case you didn't know:

BLOOD

IS

ALL St. JOHN'S THINK ABOUT

Why?

-THE ANNUAL SMKDU BLOOD DRIVE-

-IS ON JUNE 11-
-(this wednesday doinks)-

As part of their "promotional campaign" they're going around with sappy MSN smileys trying to convince ye-olde-ancient-dinosaur-grandfather-ex-Form5s to "bleed for a cause"

*cough cough*

Why you should be bleeding:

1) basically stuff you see in brochures eg:-
blood bank running low, you might save somebody, etc etc

2) YOU might actually be useful for once in your life!
Now you can add to your already long list of useful things you might have done which include:
a) collecting dust
b) taking up space
c) producing organic fertilizer from your bowels

Are you feeling all humanitarian now?
*insert big grin here*

3) No seriously, it IS for a good cause.
And besides:-

DAT HAN SAYS IT'S COOL
(I'd be there if I was born in March, but noOoOoOOoo..i just HAD to be an October boy)

AND PROBABLY THE MOST IMPORTANT REASON OF ALL:

EE MUN WILL BE THERE

*swoon*

"The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian" as reviewed by Dahan

2008-06-05T23:25:00.004+08:00

Alright, before we begin, I'd just like to add that this entire review is my own personal opinion on the movie, and I shall not be in any way be sued, threatened, blackmailed, etc etc by angry Caspian-worshippers.

AND NOW FOR THE REVIEW...

This movie was...

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Yep, I'm pretty sure your eyes are reading right. It bombed, sucked, abhorred, and it was absolutely crapulous (fyi: "crapulous" actually IS a word, just check out the thesaurus! I'm pretty sure it was invented to describe movies such as this")

Why?

REASON #1:

It was like hanging out with a group of people who constantly peppered their conversations with inside jokes if you hadn't watched the first movie.

Most of the time I was left with "wth are they talking about?" and whenever "Aslan" was mentioned an image of 5 Jati's Azlan came popping out.

Pretty cool tho, your named being used in ways like "FOR AZLAAAAAAAAAN!!" and "Azlan's our only hope!" 50 times in two hours.
(Pretty sad tho, with such losers as High King Peter being your allies)

REASON #2

They only had one woman in the ENTIRE movie. I think we all know who I'm talking about..

That's right, it's Princess Caspian. But personally though, I think Ben Barnes is a more "mannish" version of Orlando Bloom.

GOOD JOB BEN BARNES! XD

PS: The two other "girls" were most definitely NOT girls. One's a drag queen (that's Susan) and the other's a i-dunno-what.

With the lack of eye-candy, that brings us to..

REASON #3:-

"you people, have no0oo00o imagination!" People, we already have LOTR, do we NEED another lookalike? One scene that really bombed was the ending fight at the beach:

1) When the lion (who's GREY in colour and clearly in need of some serious pigmentation) arrived and roared, it looked like an ING ADVERTISMENT.

2) I thought the magical water horses in LOTR were cool. The magical water grandfather in Narnia was a poor attempt at replicating those effects.
I mean, of all the potentially cool magical creatures to rise out of the water, they choose a GRANDFATHER?? (I think it was symbolic. The movie was as exciting as a sleeping grandfather)

Anyway I could probably rattle on and on, but there ARE some good points to shout about in the movie though.

For example, a traitor is considered a hero in the movie (think Prince/Princess Caspian who massacres Kelmarine troops) Paradoxes are intriguing!

And the rats. The rats are the highlight of the entire movie. Imagine puss in boots, but in little rodent form =D

Re: I'll be back...!

2008-06-04T22:50:00.011+08:00

KABOOMIES!

I'm baaaaaaaack! NYAHAHAHA!!

Exams. Are. OVEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR!!

"relief" is an understatement of what I'm experiencing..aaaaahh.. *insert big Datty smiley here*
(at least now I get to sleep peacefully at night without a certain someone calling me to tell me how panicked she is *hint hint*)

So anyway, what have I been up to? Well, basically nothing. Why?

I'M SO NERDY THAT MY DAD FEIGNS A HEART ATTACK WHENEVER HE ENTERS MY ROOM

A typical conversation between Dad and Son:

*Dad enters room, sees Son studying*

*Dad feigns heart attack*

*Dad exits room*
(occasionally mutters something about "end of the world")

Well now that my exams are over, my sunny-wunny's been trying really hard to turn me un-nerdy..what a day!

*since so much has happened since my last post, I won't bother updating. Assume Dat Han was in HAPPYLAND for the duration of time he wasn't blogging*

Ok, back to today!
Right, chem! Went for YEAP'S CRASH COURSE (quite literally) before the actual test
*insert sound of head crashing on floor here*

Took a nap at sunny's place after that, despite snide remarks from Wee and Jason which sound like "Eh Dat don't get too tired kayz" and "nap eh? *cough cough*"
(btw thanks for the yee mee sen!)

After that it was CHEM! *jeng jeng jeng* Nothing much here..

Oooh, and here's where all the fun started!
Went back to MB cuz I had stuff to do, and then waited for the bus to 1u

(apparently because I had to pee, we missed the bus, and so waited and waited until sunny decided to call her mummy and the next moment the bus arrived)

GOOD JOB SEN! XD

(Dalai Lama of HELP, aka WEE LIM, meditating on the bus)

Watched Narnia, and incredibly copycat movie in which seemingly mundane scenes were made hilarious due to constant commentary from wee.
Example: yells "TESTOSTERONE!" whenever the female lead appeared.

Sen on the other hand was incredibly annoying.
Example: CASPIAN IS SO HOT! Ooo ooo! EDMUND! *swoon*
(whateverrrrrrrrr.....!)

Waited for the bus back to HELP after that, sunny had a dinner with her other pals..

And so we waited..

And waited...

And wAiTeD...

And waited summore...

AND UNTIL WE COULD WAIT NO LONGER..

Doing the "I dowanna wait any longer" pose

Doing the "check out my non-existant dimple" pose

And after many countless poses which if I uploaded would cause the lala community to explode,

WE WAITED SUMMORE!

It even started to get dark, and we were STILL waiting!(you can only see my teeth)

After waiting for about an hour, people start to go nuts. Us included.
WHOPEEEEEE!! WE STARTED PLAYING KIDDY GAMES!!
*jumps around*

-taught sen how to play the Gunz game, which she ta-paued our @$$es

(shouldn't have taught her that though, cuz after that this kept happening:-
*turns to me* eh leafy, let's play! No. Come on laaaaa.. *pouts* No. Go play with wee. Eh leafy so bad!!! Ok la ok la.. *starts clapping hands together like kindy kids*)

-then proceeded to play the "split" game, which looks obscene (in jeans, especially TIGHT jeans)

(ouch, wee!)

Anyway after that, just as sen decided she wasn't going back to HELP but was staying in 1u, the bus came xD

What a coincidence! GOOD JOB SEN!
(the bus always arrives when you don't need it..nyahaha)

Waited from 6.50pm
Boarded bus at 8.40pm
Reached home at 9.15pm

WTF WAITED ALMOST TWO FRIGGIN' ASS HOURS FOR A BUS THAT'S SUPPOSED TO COME IN 15 MINUTES!!

And because it came so late, all the peeps were rushing to cram on the bus and so I got stuck in between different flavoured fragrances..

And worse still...

IT WAS FRIGGIN' ASS JAMMED!!

(this is a residential road turned carpark thanks to kiasu Malaysians wanting to fill up their tanks at BP)
(the jam was so bad, it extended from BP all the way to the roundabout and BEYOND! standstill!)

Aaaaaaaah =)

2008-01-26T21:34:00.000+08:00

See, there're two kinds of aaaaaaaah's in this world.

The happy kind, as illustrated in the above title
(due to my internet connection finally coming back online..a certain SOMEONE forgot to pay the *@#% bill! I wonder who THAT is..hmmm... *kicks brother*)

And the other kind: HYSTERICAL!

Nah, this isn't gonna be an emo post!

It's just gonna be a random post on the random cuckoo-ness! *insert random expression here* =D

Well, my first random thought of the day:

How much I miss those swimmy-meets..I almost never get adrenalin rushes nowadays..

I mean, the only time if I get nervous during college would be at the end of Core Math
(will I get the whole textbook today?? WILL I?? THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME!)

Oh and btw, GOOD LUCK TO MY PADE BUDDIES IN YOUR SAG TODAY! =D

Random thought #2:

Balls are the most entertaining things in the universe
(*ahem ahem*)

The spherical perfection, the highest TSA/V ratio of all 3D objects, etc etc, is definitely my favourite object because..

YOU CAN'T PLAY POOL WITHOUT THEM! =D

I'm addicted!!
..need..50 cent...coins...!! *gasps and faints*

The 14th random thought (random thoughts from 3-13 got lost in my head):

Liverpool may "thuck" (a certain someone can't pronounce the letter "S" =P)

BUT AT LEAST WE DON'T LOSE 5-1 TO OUR LOCAL RIVALS!
(in your face you crummy arsenal dungus!)

Dat Han is GROWING UP!

2008-01-13T20:35:00.000+08:00

Sorry for the hiatus in my ranting, but a boy's gotta do what a boy's gotta do!
Nope, not going for a poop in the jamban,

BUT TO GO FOR COLLEGE!

HELP University College to be exact..

Not gonna post any pics in this post
(I mean, who goes to college armed with a camera??)

So anyway, the main thing about college is..

NOTHING HAS CHANGED

Well, maybe a little, like:-

a) I freeze my @$$ off during classes now..air-conditioning is evil~

b) I wear jeans nowadays, (BYE BYE ARENA SHORTS!)

and, possibly the nicest change of all,

c) "homework"? What's THAT?!!

Muahahaha...!!

Well that about sums it up, other than the new buddies I made..
(met an Ee Mun-clone..not gonna tell anymore though! =P)

Everything else is pretty much the same,
-the Jati crowd is still with me, although I very much miss Jian Eu and 'Arif and Vanod and... SUE WEI! *sniff*

- I'm still broke.

- Wee Lim is still my best-buddy, that hasn't changed since std. 1!
(although nowadays he ditches me and goes into class super early, and sits in front! I HATE sitting in front!)

-PHYSICS IS STILL THE SAME 'OL THING!! *grin* =D

-Core Maths lecturer, Mr. Khoo, is reminds me of Pn. Cheng
(Ok class..ex 2A..errr..do all la..ex 2B..errr..do all la.. *grumble*)

Well, that's it then! Gotta download a NEW timetable now..for no particular reason it changes every 4 days!! *grumble*

Tata~

The Prom Bachelor bla bla bla..

2008-01-03T20:43:00.000+08:00

So sorry dear readers, for not updating for such a long time!
I've been really really busy since Xmas ended..don't ask why.

NOT TELLING!! =D

Anyway since today is the 3rd of January, loadsa things are happening right now!

a) First day of school!!

b) Orientation day for HELP dudes and dudettes (like 20% of 5 Jati '07)

c) TAI JIAN EU aka GAYLORD'S BIRTHDAY!!
(He's actually born for school xD)

Jian Eu's world famous quote:
The prom bachelor sitting at the corner drinking punch..yea man!!!

Anyway happy birthday pal!! Been pals with him since Form 2 now..and what a ladies' man he's been!

Ah, all that squishy rides in the MyVi going to Accounts..
(I think 'Arif has nightmares about it)

All the cool hours spent on the football field..and off the futsal field.. =P

Countless adventures involving exercises done in wrong books..
*insert ripping sound here*

But the best of the lot must have been getting bullied by
VANOD RAJKUMAR
(gay..gay..gay..SRI AMAN GIRL..gay..gay..gay)

Don't worry pal, I ain't gonna post any of your "adventures"~

It was a cold cold Christmas

2007-12-28T14:04:00.000+08:00

I wasn't here during Christmas, so sorry couldn't follow y'guys on all your fun outings =*(
Anyway I spent Xmas eve with family, and spent Xmas itself on

CAMERON HIGHLANDS

*insert a thousand shivers here*
It was cold y'know!

Well, not THAT cold, but definitely colder than KL!
It sorta felt like there was an air-con turned on 24/7, and sometimes and evil, chilly fan too!

Piccies of the story!!

Rain rain rain..what a d*** pain!

We took a detour to Mum's hometown of Kampar.
Quaint little town..still has the old colonial buildings
(Used to be a mining area and "the hive of activity" according to mum)

And still has the best "lo-shi-fun"

*burp*

After the "little" detour which took 45 minutes extra journey time,
WE ARRIVED AT OUR DESTINATION!! *hollers*

View from hotel window
Beautiful huh?
Then afterwards we hiked down to the rose gardens..
I didn't intend for it to be a study trip, but it was educational!

I'm telling you, they got bad sales-sense..the first plant has a name like the one below:

After deciding to brave the dangers of the rose farm,
we walked on~

Fluorescent-red leaves??

This next one is called a cock-flower *ahem ahem*

An entire field of flowers!
Reminds me of those TYPICAL korean dramas (right, Chrystal? =P)

???

And so we left the path and climbed the mountain the rose garden was on.
Stupid thorns, that's what y'get when y'wear shorts =(

Anyway..the view!!

On the way down my dad and I started doing "things"

Dad & Duck Private Limited, best in Singapore & JB!

Pictures featuring Miss-ter Malaysia

We then continued the hike from rose garden
Met a couple of friends:-
(I'm born in the year of the goat xD)

Anyway that was day 1 of the trip
Woke up the next day for a hike to G. Brinchang from our hotel
It was a 9km hike x.x

Was worth it though!
(but it was kinda stupid cuz when we went back, my bro, who was too lazy to hike with me, decided to just drive all the way there -.-")

Those pics kinda remind me of LOTR..
MIDDLE EARTH xD

Anyway after all the hikes I slept for 70% of the return journey =D
Will update again soon..next post will be dedicated to

CHAN WEE LIM

(about 8-ball pool rules -.-")

Taggy-tag-tag

2007-12-27T08:53:00.000+08:00

Whoa..got tagged by ye olde' pal RoeSeann..
Wasn't expecting it though..that's why I'm doing this tag so late xD
Anyway as for my Xmas posts, I'll be updating later.. Dathan feels kinda sleepy now see..
And to all my little form 3 friends, good luck in getting your results!

1. Do this tag and answer all the questions in your own blog.
2. Delete question no.20 and add one of your own question instead.
3. Tag 8 victims to do this tag.

Questions:

1. What is your dream when you were a small kid?
Small kid? Aren't I still one? Anyway it'd probably be about the people around me and the people who used to be around me =D

2. What is the happiest thing in your whole life?
*snore*

3. What do you wish to have right now?
A cuddle *hint hint*

4. When is the last time you horse laughed?
Do horses even laugh?!!

5. What did you realize recently?
I'm taller than Sue Wei. And Su Wen. And Edwin. And...

6. Which bad habit in you that is the most unacceptable?
I tend to wear shorts and slippers wherever I go =(

7. When you are unhappy, what will you do?
Err..I curse?

8. What are you afraid of losing?
To someone (I'm kiasu, too bad!)

9. Within 5 years, which target is the most realistic one?
I'll achieve my target to GROW TALLER!! *woohooo*

10. When you met someone that you like, will you profess or hide your feeling?
Confess of course! But unfortunately it's seldom I meet that someone and when I do she runs away -.-"

11. List out 3 kind of people you hate the most.
a) Jerks
b) Assholes
c) The person who made this tag (hey, brush up your grammar pal!)

12. Define loneliness.
Loneliness is when I have nobody to SMS.

13. Are you satisfied with your life now?
Hey, it's MY life! Of course I'm satisfied with it!

14. When is the most recent time you felt touched?
Norsham wouldn't like us touching each other, would she? *shudders*

15. Where is the most beautiful place that you've visited?
Dreamland.

16. A song that is playing in your mind recently?
Muppets- C is for Cookie (shaddup guys, at least I'm honest!)

17. If you have a wish to come true, what is it?
To have a million more wishes. >=)

18. Do you have anything to be worried or scared recently?
I'm worried I won't be able to take my nap later. *snore*

19. If the world is going to end, what will you do?
Try to stay alive. Duh.

20. What's your favourite swear word? =D
C H I C K E N B A C K S I D E

8 people that I'm gonna tag :

NOBODY (tags are irritating)

Kundang

2007-12-24T10:48:00.000+08:00

Finally went fishing with my dad y'day..it's been like what,

7 YEARS

since I last sat under a tree waiting for exciting moments to happen
(for all you peeps who don't fish, you probably didn't get that joke)

Anyway we took a 40-minute drive down to Kundang

Some fun facts about Kundang:

a) It's the most happening place in the entire universe *yawn*

b) Location: I have no idea where it is, somewhere near Sg. Buloh I guess..

c) The word "concrete" doesn't exist in the vocabulary of the locals (dwellings are still atap houses)

d) Cows and chickens are their best friends.

e) Used to be a mining area, so the whole place is dotted with puddles the size of lakes

f) Population mainly consists of fishers and golfers (there's a golf course smack in the middle of Kundang, apparently land there is dirt cheap)

g) Chinese 'F' words and illegal cock-fights are commonplace.

h) "Kundang" sounds like the Hainanese word for "toilet" (haha)

Anyway I could fill my whole blog with K-facts, but let's move on shall we?

My fishing spot under the rambutan tree

For all you city slicks, these are what fresh rambutan look like

The view from the cheap plastic chairs

And so we waited, enjoying the view..
And so we waited summore, enjoying the view summore..
And so we waited and waited summore, and still enjoying the view summore..
And we reached LUNCH TIME
(lunch was the highlight of the whole trip)

Dad getting lunch

Talk about fresh food, five minutes ago these things were still growing!

And so at the end of the day, what did we have to show for our efforts?
(people, that's a LEAF -.-")

Ah well, wasn't a total waste though..
It was kinda interesting watching other anglers (like this group of half-naked malay dudes)

I'm gonna get myself a Filet-o-Fish when I get home.
IN YOUR FACE YOU FISHIES!

I am a spoilt kid

2007-12-21T22:50:00.000+08:00

No seriously, the boy who founded Shorts & Slippers Inc. IS a spoilt kid!

I spent an entire day pleasing my vain side, and my kiddy side too!

Just loadsa pictures to explain the whole story..

Lunch at Klang with cuzzies!
The lala is huge! Look at the fork next to it and compare..

Haircut time!
Went to one o' those fancy places which charge
RM 35 a haircut!
(Hey, I told you I'm vain, I blame it on Su Wen..I can't stop camwhoring)
(neat eh?)

The saloon was so fancy I had to take a lift to get to it..but..
This is one hell of a scary lift..
Will somebody tell me why they padded this thing??

Went for a game o' pool..
My fashion inspiration (look below)
For all you JERKS who complain bout my arena shirts/ shorts, just check this out..
(Beware, this one bites)
This one doesn't though..nice daddy!

Xmas shopping for my cuddly nephews!

Awwh..they're just like human teddy bears!
The one on the left is the older one, the one on the right is the happier one =D

My bro's secret love affair with Barney

Press me ladies, press me! =P

These last two pics are dedicated to Chrystal Lee.
Your dream army of Pooh plushies..
(and jammies) =D

Ah, shaddup chrystal..

Fashionably Late As Usual

2007-12-15T21:01:00.000+08:00

That's right ppl, the Prom Post!
Fashionably late as usual..

We arrived at the hotel late too! xD
We went round and round the Golden Triangle trying to figure out where Istana was!
When we FINALLY found it,

we were on the wrong side of the road! *doh*

Probably ONLY bout 1/2 hour late! (which is quite early by Kovieen's standards)

So anyway, the moment I got out of the car I did the first thing ALL guys would do..

Nope, not cam-whore, that's what the girls do..
Nope, not check out the ladies, I already had the prettiest one with me xD

THE FIRST THING I DID WAS TO STEP ON SUE WEI'S DRESS (accidentally)
I mean, it's like a ritual for all guys with dates to step on their dates' dress/foot/toes

So anyway, after APOLOGIZING, and going down a couple of elevators (nearly got lost again, NEARLY), we were finally there! Woohoo!

The highlight of the night was:-

THE HOT CHICK THAT WASN'T A CHICK

Here's a pic:

(stolen from Li May's blog)

Eigen and I were arguing whether she was a real lady, and right on cue she squished her tai-paos on poor Alvin, and we knew she was a woman-under-construction.

Anyway she wasn't the only hot chick around.. *insert horny grin here*

Sorry Kim, even with heels I'm still taller than you

You wanna take a pic with me?? *grins like a retard*

Watch out, I'm gonna grow two inches tomorrow morning

Hey, won't your boyfriends beat me up?

Do I know these two dungus?

He's my MALE dancing partner

He's my OTHER dancing partner (sorry JieYan)

He's posing as Santa during Xmas (I'm his elf-helper -.-")

Vanod to Justin: Where did he come from? >>>

Nice hair buddy. It's really windy in Australia huh?

Shawn (best dressed): HSM 2 is for REAL MEN!

Brandon: HSM is the secret to our manliness..buy it now you sissies!

And as they say, save the best for last:

Guess who! =D Beautiful huh?

Dum de dum...

No, this is not a prom post

2007-12-14T10:33:00.000+08:00

For all of you visiting to read bout prom..

S O R R Y

As you can see by the title, nope! It's not about prom!

It's about Chen Yih Ling aka BUNNY's BIRTHDAY!
You're only Bunny cuz y'kept calling me BARNEY! Nothing horny/Playboy/naughty/etc etc

(I told you I wouldn't forget, you jerks!)

I OWN this:

(the one on the left people, the one on the right is my ex.. No, not that kind of ex! Ex-granddaughter! I disown you Peiyeen! Y'hear me??? *pokes*)

And she owns this:

(it...died...!! *sniff* the green-smiley-water balloon died!!)

Sorry YihLing! I wanted to wish you last night..
But y'know, had to entertain the ladies~

*insert perasan face here*

Anyway I'll update bout prom later!
My ultra-canggih camera (aka Nokia 6230i) could only take a few pics..
Waiting for the pix from buddies!

GO LIVERPOOL!

2007-12-09T21:18:00.000+08:00

Liverpool's unbeaten run to the season has come to an end.

D A M N

s'alright, credit to Reading and their home fans..but ultimately..

WE LOST TO THE REFEREE (A. Marriner is a pair of bias backsides)

So anyway, after reading the match report at ESPN (and feeling like knocking my tai kor's teeth out 5 minutes later) I took a BATH and wore LONG PANTS *gasps*! Amazing, I know!

Went to OU later and met Fahim, apparently he's the mascot for MPH.
He's good with kids, and I mean really good..

HE DRESSED UP AS A LITTLE MOUSE *insert laughter here*

Anyway the real reason I went to OU wasn't to laugh at Fahim's mouse costume..
It was to meet up with ye' olde' buddy..LILYNN! (wow..girl ar?? GIRL??) Shaddup guys.. -.-"

I have no idea why but lilynn was so0o0o romantic today (apart from the fact that she couldn't stop talking about SOMEONE'S toned and muscular butt)

(PS: that's what happens when y'hang out with swimmers too often)

Played pool..

Watched Heartbreak Kid (the old man's real suave)

Shared a sundae (cuz I didn't have enough to buy one myself xD)

Shopped..I am now the proud owner of Led Zeppelin's MOTHERSHIP! Woohoo!

Played some more pool..

Overall a pretty cool day in the end..but the most potong stim thing was..

I LOST TO LILYNN IN POOL (TWICE)
*breaks into tears and screams like a sore loser*

Force = Mass x Acceleration

2007-12-07T09:18:00.000+08:00

If Vanod ever read this post, he'd be going
(say the following with an Indian accent and shake your head from left to right):

"........"

Nyahaha! So didcha shake your head? =D

Anyway I've been wanting to play Risk these past few days, but EVERY SINGLE TIME I ask Wee-wee Drypers (wee lim, name inspired by chern sern) for a game, he'd be

"I'm going out, maybe tomorrow la"

I've been asking him since Wednesday.
Today is Friday *cries*

Some people just have money to burn..if I went out as often as he did I'd be wearing my slippers and underwear only cuz' I'd hafta pawn my arena shirts and chee-chiong-kai shorts for money.

And so what do I do for entertainment?

Steal Wee Lim's money?
Plot to steal his Risk board?

Neither! I played pool with my Tai-Kor (yes, he's back from Kangaroo-Land, and scarier than before)

I was THIIIIIISSSSSSSS close from winning:

I was 3-0 up until I made stupid mistakes like the one above.. *kicks self*

Losing is one thing, but the other thing that irritates me is:

CHINESE AH BENGS

dungus like them are easily recognizable with their
a) *BLING-BLING*
b) upturned collars
c) hair that looks worse than mine (that's saying something)

Their habitat includes Sg. Wang and pool parlours. Yes, pool parlours, like the one called "Asia Cafe". And what do you get when y'put a losing Rambutan with a SMOKING group of Ah Bengs in an air-conditioned room?

One seriously pissed-off midget.

For goodness sakes, I don't have anything against smokers, but if you wanted to kill me there're so many easier ways to do it rather than chucking me in a gas chamber!

For example: just chuck me off the roof! it's cheaper, and faster, than buying boxes of cigarettes and blowing them into my face!

A community service message from haneyc:
It's alright if you want to kill yourself, but please don't bring others to Hell with you (unless you're playing Starwars: Battlefront 2)

Call me Holiday Han!

2007-12-03T21:47:00.000+08:00

I've had so many nicknames before..

a) Rambudathan just because I was hairy

b) DATboard given by my Darts buddy, Vanod

c) Dwarflord, the class midget (I've been beaten to it by Chee Yip, who used to be Dwarf Apprentice

d) Handsome Han, given to me by MYSELF =D

As for this month, I've got a new nickname for myself! HOLIDAY HAN! *wheeeee*

I went out on saturday.
I went out on sunday.
I was SUPPOSED to go out today =(

And what did Handsome Han do on a lazy monday?

I woke up to the sounds of Jo Anne challenging my male ego in a game of POKER!
Can y'believe it? JOANNE?? PLAYING POKER?!! And the worst thing was...

IT WAS 9 IN THE MORNING! >.<

sigh..teenagers weren't designed to wake up at 9. Obviously joanne isn't a teenager =D

Anyway after morning poker, I spent quality time with hammy, my resident hamster!
Gonna post piccies of the evil furball!

Eating M&Ms..any guesses why it's called Hammy-Ball?

We need a balanced diet, right Hammy? Yup, he agrees!

Well, all that food's gotta go somewhere..

(for some strange reason Hammy ONLY poops in there..very convenient!)

THE MEEK SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH!
Let's play scrabble! =D

I WON F-I-V-E BUCKS!! FROM A 10 CENT PER POINT GAME! WOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOO! =D

do u know how hard is that?

I have new toys!

2007-12-01T23:08:00.000+08:00

Yes peeps, I HAVE NEW TOYS!

Namely:-
a) my cousins
b) my Chrystal (yes, I OWN HER, grr!)

and..

and..

and..

c) MY NEW KEYBOARD!!

Yes, that's right ppl! "Logi" here feels like a trampoline compared to my old, faithful, but unfortunately broken (like all old and faithful things) keyboard.

My new wife, Logi (isn't she beautiful?):

And so I spent the day with my new toys, and lived happily ever after!

(image taken from the TOP FLOOR of the Curve..look at the tiny midgets below!)

Until my we played pool..and that's when the fun stopped and war began!

I LOST 10-7 =(

And what do we have here? squints

2007-11-30T22:15:00.000+08:00

Yes.
You've guessed it.

I AM BACK!

SPM is over. EMO ALERT! I'm gonna miss my fellow Jatians, Belian buddies, and my Keruing sweethearts (altho I'm still gonna meet em in HELP, which is kinda lame)

And y'must be asking, what did a nerdy midget DO to celebrate?

Burn his books? Nope!
Burn his clothes? Nope!
Burn Pn. Norsham's car? AAAAAAAALLLMOOOOST, but nope!
Run around in the middle of a busy road? (I was sorely tempted to) Nope!

SO WHAT DID I DO??

I.
DID.

NOTHING.

I know, I know, y'all must be thinking : "What NERD-SHIT is this?? GO DIE LA! Studying for A-Levels already ar??"

Honestly, was I supposed to feel anything? Happiness, freedom, or that feel-good thingies just wasn't flowing through me today! (partly cuz we celebrated after Bio with Mr Magorium's Wonder Emporium, but that's not the point here!)

And so with the rest of the class (including Bible Knowledge Kan Chee Yip, haha) heading to KLCC for lunch, the NERD GATHERING spent their day:-
a) playing football
b) talking about football
c) playing football-related video games

If that isn't entertainment, I dunno what is! Ciaoz ppl!

Hilarious!

2007-10-15T23:07:00.000+08:00

Cheam Dat Han's life Guru is ...

Harold and Kumar

(because of their mantra ...)

"my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father: prepare to die"

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Adventures with not-only-Tai-Jian-Eu

2007-10-02T16:47:00.000+08:00

Yeap, strange I know, but we DO have advents not-only-with-Tai-Jian-Eu!

DU Galaxie vs Non DU Galaxie (adventure at padang no. 2)

It's just how life is, isn't it? The F3s are having fun in the exam hall, and we're having fun in Padang. EVERYBODY'S HAVING FUN! =D (whee)

So anyway, it was the morons, oops I mean MAROONS(with Eigen&J-L) vs the non-maroons.
6v6..perfect conditions! The picture below illustrates how perfect things were:

And now, for the team roll-call! *drumroll*

For DU Galaxie:
Eigen Ting (tiger-keeper)
Tan J-L (keeper) (?) two keepers guarding the same goal is..weird..aren't you supposed to be at the opposite end?
Coolman Cheam (defense) (and.. yes you guessed it! Keeper... again...)
Alex Chap Sam Bong (defensive mid)
Ruud Van-Od-strilrooy (star striker)
Chan WL (not-so-star striker)

For Non DU Galaxie (insert boo's here):
M. Nadzmi (keeper) (and defender) (and star striker) (and the list goes on..)
Lefty Leong (left defense)
'Prime (right defense) if you notice there's no one in the middle, which PROBABLY explains why they conceded 15 goals..hmm..
Kan CY (Cheam's dwarf apprentice in sliding)
THE HanMing (forward)
Ronaldo Tai (man-of-the-match)

And so the match began with controversy (as usual). 'Prime was wearing a RED SHIRT which kept confusing key Galaxie players who kept passing the ball to him and then after that "eh? AIYA ...'ARIF?!" He was once again the source of controversy as he blasted a ball which cracked Cheam's eggs.

Eigen Ting was called into action early and defended many potential goals with his trademark Tiger Tactics. Eg: "*insert constipated sounds here* I'm gonna get you CheeYip! *insert more constipated sounds here*

Jia Liang earned his dream debut after his match-winning performance which included:
a) standing around the goalposts
b) looking cool

Coolman Cheam in defense for the Galaxies began the trend of sliding-around-the-pitch, which his Dwarf Apprentice Chee Yip then tried to copy (unsuccessfully). Ronaldo changed his diving tactics to sliding tactics too, which ended in a spectacular slide. It would have been perfect, if he didn't end up sliding and making contact with a solid wall. Painful. Coolman Cheam ended the match with no hair left on his left leg, claiming the grass to be too abrasive.

THE HanMing was in his usual form of scary howlers and giggles (I think oxygen is like laughing gas to him) after mistimed kicks which was the father of many, many goals and mother of Cheam's bruises.

The Galaxie strike duo of Ruud Van-od-stilrooy and Robin Wee Persie (aka Chan WL) developed sneaky tactics, which occasionally involved Chap Sam Bong. They put 15 goals past M.Nadzmi. Sneaky eh? (they're so mean to him)

Meanwhile, at the other end of the pitch, the Great-Wall-Of-China which consisted of EigenTing & Tan J-L was parked in front of goal. Non-Galaxie strike duo of Ronaldo and THE only put 14 goals past them despite a sleeping defense. (I wonder who was the defender responsible..hmm....)

Now the highlights of Lefty Leong! It was during the penalty shootout at the end, when it was his moment of glory. Leong took his penalty twice with both shots rattling the crossbar and ending up in the stands. Brilliant strikes from a lefty! (I didn't score either but at least it was on-target *hint hint*).

Adventures with Tai Jian Eu

2007-09-23T18:23:00.000+08:00

No ppl, I am NOT gay (sorry to disappoint my male readers)
It's a known fact, that whenever I go ANYWHERE with JianEu (and Vanod) an ADVENTURE awaits us *insert dramatic music here*

Here are some of my most memorable adventures at 1u with JianEu, it's sad though since we he doesn't go out too often..

1) Well, as all manly MACHO guys do, we went to watch Pride & Prejudice last year with Vanod and MunYou and 'Arif and.. (well you get the idea, a whole bunch of guys). So anyway, we were hanging out at MPH as all un-nerdy guys do, and while coming down the escalator JianEu got his shoelace stuck in the steps! Poor guy! We spent 5 minutes trying to ease it out, and when that failed Vanod and his biceps tried pulling the lace out with enough strength to make Vanod look like he was constipating. The nice MPH lady saw us all panting at the steps of the escalator and came with a pair of scissors. The sad sad lace got sliced away, and until today JianEu's stubby shoelace is still visible on the escalator of MPH.

That was last year. And back to the present! Today!

2) Futsal day, and as usual this is what happened:
Me (blue): Hey Vanod, d'you know where's the place?
Vanod (green): O yea sure, take the lift from GSC! Alright Dat, y'know the way better than JianEu and I, lead the way!

Once we reached the GSC lift..

Ok, now let's go to the fifth floor.
WTF! CARPARK! GO DOWN GO DOWN! No0o0o! We are stuck in the lift!

After waiting for several minutes for the lift to go up, and then down, and after a couple of minutes walking aimlessly around..

EH NOW I REMEMBER! Parkson! Not GSC! Aiyaaaa..DatHan you useless la!
Er..right, so anyway once we successfully made it 1/2 hour late..we played!

Scored, pumped long balls up just because I can (played as goalie for most part), and slid around like a maniac.. (mostly collided into JianEu, he was magnificent with the tricks on the ball)

And so after the game:

Han Ming: Hey JianEu how many times did you fall down ah?
Wee Lim: JianEu diver man! Wearing Ronaldo shirt summore! Tsk tsk tsk..
Vanod (to the gang): Normal ade laaaaa..when JianEu fall very scary wan! Got SOUND! *urrrrgh...!!*

Now here comes the best part, better than all the bruises of futsal..

When we went to change out of our sweaty clothes, Jian Eu went with 'Arif (I think there's something on between the two of em)
So anyway, we were minding our own business went MunYou suddenly shouted:
JIAN EEEEUUUUUU!! SO BAD LA YOUUUU! SNEAKY EH?!

We all turned our heads to the changing rooms and there was Jian Eu looking blur. "huh? what happened"

Then WeeLim started laughing.. "JianEu went to the girls changing room! At least he's not gay anymore! JianEu y'sneak boy!" It was then we realised he was standing in the door which read "FEMALE"

Poor poor JianEu, but it was hilarious though! Teased him for the rest of the day.

And so that concludes Adventures with Jian Eu. Plenty more though, just too lazy to post!

Hey There Khalilah!

2007-09-17T15:53:00.000+08:00

Y'all know the song "Hey There Delilah"? Well here's a remix called "Hey There Khalilah"! Check it out on Youtube! =D Hilarious!
"Hey there Khalilah,
What's in like in Baghdad City,
I'm 3000 miles away,
But tonight you look so pretty,
Sun's shining bright on you, literally..
*some text missing*
OHHH..IT'S HOW YOU COOK THE MEAAAAT..!!" (random, I know)

So anyway, Results Day 3. Bad. Amaths is not fun when you're careless! And GOOOOOOOD! Accs BANTAI KING! (in ur face 'Arif, and note the PRIME! =P)

Hmm..tags again? By Wee Lim this time.. (I just realised that he and I have celup English names..he's the fake William and I'm the fake Nathan =P)

Bla bla bla..10 things you've done in your past..bla bla bla..
Alrighty then!

1) Errh..I've broken my pinky and got two teeth knocked loose.. Not gonna elaborate how!

2) I used to be bald and Wee Lim used my carpet-hair for tissue paper whenever he finished eating fries in primary -.-"

3) I used to cuddle loadsa plushies! Still keep some of em! Eeyore is cute isn't he?

4) I once ran into a wall at full speed. Long story.

5) I had an ass-comparing competition with my swimming buds once (that was cuz it was after swimming in the afternoon sun and our butts were pearly white! we ain't gay!)

6) Jia Liang used to teach me Math when I was in Std 1! And Felicia too!

7) My first lady-friend was (according to countless eyewitnesses) taller than me..but I keep telling you guys we're same height! Ugh!

8) I was once riding in a car with the sunroof open, and so I stuck my head out and it got whacked by a tree branch. It hurt.

9) I never got to jump off the 1st floor of my primary school block (read Wee's blog) =( Regrets! Ugh!

10) My favourite video game of all time is Barney Goes to School! It was the first game I ever played!

Alright now, Bye kids! Not gonna tag anybody cuz it's evil! Maybe just one:-

FARAHIN! (nyahaha!)

One down, 59 days more to go!

2007-09-14T21:40:00.000+08:00

Only FIIIIIFTY-NIIIINE more days to SPM ppl! Only 59!!!!
(wow) -.-"
I wish it were tomorrow or summat liddat, I hate long waits!
It feels like slowly being digested in the gut of a monster for over a thousand years..not very pleasant eh?

So anyway, trials're over, and as usual friggin' chicken-backside non-sciences killed me =(
My hopes of getting straight sets? DASHED! ON THE VERY FIRST PAPER I GOT BACK!

@#$%-ing MORAL!
"B3 ah? Aiya.. Roe Seann whatcha get? B also?! Yaaaaaaaay!" So thanks to RoeSeann-types I didn't feel so bad..

But then..

"Suewei are you in the B-gang with us? Chicken backside! HOW IN THE WORLD DOES A MORAL MARK BEGIN WITH AN 8?! I hate you SueWei! I hate youuuu! Alright you're no more my DimSum Girl!"

Well that was day1 of Results day, day2 was a lot better though..pure science day! =D
You're now reading the blog of the reigning Lord of Physics since the first term of F4 *hint hint*
If it wasn't for Phys I'd probably join the Alam-Flora Gang..thank God (and mummy, daddy, grandmummy, hammies, Chem Buddy, buddies, Pelangi Physics F5, G2 gel pen, etc etc)

That probably sums it up, gotta go file my certs up now! Chaoz pplz! HELP beckons!

The Calling- Could It Be Any Harder?

2007-09-08T19:11:00.000+08:00

Trials are not yet over, but Harney the Purple Dinosaur *hint hint* is already in holiday mood! Papers on Monday include PJK, my favourite paper of all! (Speaking about PJK brings my thoughts to JoAnne, who I'm sure has spent countless hours revising on the many ways to throw a basketball =D)

So anyway, this episode of Weekends With Han highlights the lowlights of the exam so far..

Monday- *scratches head in confusion*
Tuesday- *bangs head in frustration*
Wednesday- *screams in agony*
Thursday- *breaks out in tears in the most dramatic way possible* (something like the pain you see in those chinese shows, only 50x more pain)
Friday- Do i need to elaborate about Friday?

And so that probably sums it up, the Asean interviewers asked stupid questions too like "so how supportive are your parents?" WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO ANSWER?!

This is a sleepy Han, signing off at 7.32 pm on a football night.
Goodnight folks!

To my dearest Angie

2007-08-30T21:55:00.000+08:00

No, I'm not being horny! Tsk tsk..stop thinking that way! Angie's the name of my test subject- A can of Anglia Shandy!

See, after the trials today, I felt I needed some ice-cold thing to freeze my bloody brain..and since there weren't any cold cans of Shandy, I popped one into the freezer, thinking that "hey, after lunch it'll be just nice and i'll drink you Baby Angie!"

After lunch I fell asleep =(

Poor Angie! Chilled to the bone! But surprisingly when I picked her out from the fridge she was still in liquid form..soft and all..hmm...

After a few seconds in the air, ice started forming on the can! Wow! Compare to a normal cold can:- (left's Angie)

Pretty impressive stuff..and so after a few oohs and aahs I tried opening the can. This is what happened:-

Dammit! When a substance is under high gaseous pressure, like in a canned carbonated drink, it's freezing point is lowered, so THAT'S WHY it was still in liquid form! When I released the gas by opening the can, it was exposed and the air expanded so quickly causing the Tsunami of Shandy. And yes, the entire contents then immediately froze over when it's freezing point returned to normal =( I had to wait for half an hour for it to thaw!

How do I know it froze over? This is what happened:-

Damned Angie was so hard that when I pushed the tab against it, the tab broke =(

After prying the cap open with my dinner fork:-

Ah well, at least I learned something new! I had fun anyway! See, the foam that came out, it was saturated with sugar and wasn't gassy at all since the gas had all escaped! Sweeeeeeeeet~ *drool*

Growing Up

2007-08-26T09:29:00.000+08:00

People grow up..it's sad, I know..
Even I grow up sometimes..can't help it y'know
One day you're looking in the mirror and y'got no hair, next moment you're holding a razor (no, I'm not going to kill myself, quit hoping!)

Even stuffed piggies grow up too..

(check out the glasses..it's losing it's eyesight..just like me! =D)

In exactly 24 hours..I'd be doing my Accounts..
-whoopie..accounts- (I SUCK at accounts =()

Tata~ Won't be posting much anymore..

"Boys" and "Toys" rhyme

2007-08-19T10:18:00.000+08:00

Before I begin my weekend post, I would like t'wish:

HAPPY BIRTHDAAAAAY! ^^

TO (1) : Vanod (sry 4 d l8 wish pal, I've been a nerd these past few days)

This is what you turned us into..feel proud m'friend, feel very proud!

TO (2): NICHOLAS CHENG! Burger Boy! (PS: stop blaming Ajinomoto for your loss of hair) Sry..no pics related to you..you're very camera-shy huh?

TO (3): Stefanie "Monkey" Lee! One of my special sweethearts..sry 2 wish u early but I won't be online much anymore =(

(Of all the pics I had, u just HAD to look best IN THE FOREST! =D)

Now that's done, let da posting begin! ^^
This week on Weekends with Han: Interact Installation '07

Fact #1: It was dark.
Fact #2: It was noisy.
Fact #3: There were girls there *gasp*

Conclusion: Wooooohoooooooo! =D

(It's dark..but you can still see I'm taller than Yvonne-on-heels! I ROCK! =P)

(This is the noise part.. No, this isn't music. It's noise)

(Question is: are you taking a picture of me, or am I taking a picture of you?)

(And for the LAST TIME Gupreet, I am NOT your date!)

And so ends another weekend post.. Hui Ern sent me home after that..bless her ^^ (sry..jac still has the pics of us I think.. >.<)

Oh wait! I can't end a post without mentioning Ee Mun! And so, yesterday I went around visiting my little nephews and nieces..and my only niece looks like EE MUN! *gasps* =D There. Now bye bye~

Heroes VS Villians

2007-08-11T19:08:00.000+08:00

Trials are coming,
Guess what Dathan's doing,
He's playing Star Wars,
'Cause too lazy, he was!

And so here are step-by-step instructions on how to succeed in life (Star Wars style):

Step 1: Look hot

Step 2: Be as sneaky as possible and poke your opponent in his behind

Step 3: If unsuccessful, RUN!

Step 4: However, under the unlikely circumstances that you DO succeed, make him worship you (bragging rights y'know)

Step 5: Dance around like a chicken (regardless whether you succeed or not)

And so, that concludes this week's post. No need to thank me if you become an instant celebrity, just remember, there's only one orginal Real Slim Datty!

Ooo..I nearly forgot!

2007-08-04T18:13:00.000+08:00

Only three words to say (and a few smileys) for this post:

Happy Birthday Joker! =D

Damn, I miss your tummy *sniff*
F.Y.I- Joker's Zhi Yung. He'll be fifteen, SAME AGE AS ME =D

Bukit Kelong

2007-08-04T09:50:00.001+08:00

Sorry for not updating for s'long, but hey, IT'S MYYYY BLOG! Mine!
I can update whenever I want to you suckers! Nyahaha! (man, I'm mean)

Pre-trial's over, and as usual Vanod's in love with Julilah so he wrote a new novel.

It's called- Bukit Kelong (karya Ismail Matahari)
(FYI- the original was Bt. Kepong, karya Ismail Johari)

And so, it's all about Amin ('Arif Amin..heh heh heh >=)) and his friend Ah Beng (Eigen's trademark) who wanted to FIGHT THE COMMUNISTS! *rawr*

Original Bt. Kepong:- (A) Ciplak Bt. Kelong:- (B)

A: Othman seeks approval from his parents, Mak Minah to go to war.
B: AMIN seeks approval from his parents, MAHYUN AND PAK SAHAR (ciplak-ed from Meniti Kaca, and mahyun is the cuckoo woman)

A: Othman is accompanied by his kampung friends.
B: Amin is accompanied by AH BENG

A: Othman's wife's bus got hijacked and the communists forced them to strip
B: Amin's wife's TAXI got hijacked, and yes, they forced her to strip as well (the stripping part deserved a whole paragraph)

A: A random villager defended himself against three communists with a parang and killed 2 of them.
B: Amin was walking in a forest when he saw three people, and he immediately whipped out his rifle and scored two headshots. The third ran away.

A: After the big battle, there was only one survivor- Othman. But he left the battle without his leg and returned home to find his wife in Tanjung Rambutan.
B: After the big battle, there was only one survivor- AH BENG. He then stole Amin's wife. (Vanod: you see ar, my last paragraph got unsur SASPENS wan! When ppl read "fuiyo only one survivor? Sure Amin laaa..but NO! IT'S AH BENG! *jeng jeng jeng*)

Another week another post

2007-07-22T18:01:00.000+08:00

And so we bring you another update of Weekends With Han, a special episode involving the happy rotter reading harry potter (with cookies and a warm blanket).

This is my book:

And this is my brain after reading my book:

Nothing much to say bout it, finished reading it in a couple of hours.
Only two words: Lame. Ending.

Another interesting thing happened, apparently hsien hates slugs =(
SLUGS ARE FRIGGIN' COOL MAN! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUUU?! *cries*

Curious

2007-07-13T20:58:00.000+08:00

Oh hello. Haven't updated in a loooong time =(
Oh, another SIGNIFICANT thing happened today:
EE MUN WAVED HI! *swoons and faints*

(PS: ee mun, if you're reading this, I'M NOT A STALKER/FREAK, it's just fun! =P)

Alright, back to business:
Yay, Pokemon's making a comeback! I love my sexy Haunters..and besides Pokemon, I think ye olde Wern Sheng's coming back as well! I think he grew taller @@

And of course, there's Dr. Job today..and thus continues my quest for the highest-starting paid job. Apparently it's in Medicine. Brutal.

Dat Han ponders..and thinks that blogging out the trademark words of Jatians would be a good thing!

Jian Eu(aka GayLord: FIRETRUCK! SHIT!(think of a word that starts with "F" and ends with "UCK". No. It's not that. It's FIRETRUCK.

Mun You: EH NOT ME LA...!

Wee Lim: WHAT THE..! SHUSH!

Nathalie: Eh eh..I didn't say that! Ugh!

Alex: Eh..that's blue meh? Looks purple to me =(

Vanod: liAR! go DIE!

Dat Han: eh..this wan damn chicken backside la

Chee Yip: Huh?? Aiyaaaaaa...!

Rachel: Eee..that reminds me of <18SX>

Farahin: It's hot? O thank you thank you, must be me laa..I'm Jessica Alba *poses*

Did you know? (part 2)

2007-07-02T15:10:00.000+08:00

Did you know..that today (and yesterday) was special...?
You wanna know why (again)?

EE MUN WAS EATING A SMARTIES CUPCAKE!
*gasps*

So anyway, as usual, something not as significant as "eemun-eating-cupcake" happened last night.
Eigen's "Rosie Chick" belanja-ed us dinner..yipee!
Here's a random story with wtv pictures my zany camera took:-

Eigen: mmm..it tastes so good..better than roe seann!

Roe Seann: weeeeih..!!

Roe Seann: hmph..i'll go flirt with JIA LIANG! (at least he's taller than you!)

*The broken-hearted Eigen starts pimping his stuff*

*Unforunately Dat Han(who is a 100x taller than everyone there except CheeYip) was too hot for Sue Wei*

Suddenly, out of the darkness of the chocolate mudpie, emerges VANOD!

(FYI: the picture isn't a camera defect, it was actually like that..weelim even said: "eh Dat, your phone off ah? why screen all black wan? =p)

Vanod made everyone fall in love with him (even cheeyip who unfortunately is pic-less) and we lived happily ever after

THE END

Did you know?

2007-06-29T20:01:00.000+08:00

Did you know..that today is special?
You wanna know why??

EE MUN SAID HI TO ME TODAY!
*gasps*

Hardy har har..oh and another, "not-as-significant-as-eemun-saying-hi-to-me" thing happened today..I asked sue wei out to prom =D

This is how it happened (approx.):-
8:30am- Eigen: OI! EVERYBODY! WHO WANNA BUY MUFFINS AND BIG-ASS DONUTS HAR? IT'S FOR PROM!

8:31am- Me (sitting next to suewei): Hmm..wanna go prom?
8:31.02am- Sue Wei (sitting next to dathan): Hmm..ok!

*class claps and whoops hysterically* -.-"

Your Brain's Pattern

Your mind is a multi dimensional wonderland, with many layers.
You're the type that always has multiple streams of though going.
And you can keep these thoughts going at any time.
You're very likely to be engaged in deep thought - and deep conversation.

What Pattern Is Your Brain?

You Are a Cheapskate

You're so cheap, you probably turn your underwear inside out to wear it the next day ;-)
Seriously though, while times may be tough - you need to work on being a little more generous.
No one likes a cheap person. So give what you can, and scale back on the things you truly can't afford.

Are You a Cheapskate?

You Are 68% Nerdy

You are a pretty big nerd, and you're getting nerdier every day.
Don't worry if you don't have friends... there's always robots.

How Nerdy Are You?

Hey hey

2007-06-28T19:21:00.000+08:00

Hey hey..ALEX KANG HAS A BLOG!
*this is your cue to burst into hysterical laughter*

Check out his brilliant grammar! (im evil aren't i?) >=)

http://laughcrylaugh.blogspot.com

Updating for the sake of updating

2007-06-27T15:50:00.000+08:00

Yes..you're a genius!
Yup..you guessed it!
I'm updating..FOR THE SAKE OF UPDATING!! *whooooo~*

Another day, another 24 hours closer to SPM..sigh..

At least it was..ROSIE'S BIRTHDAY TODAY! My daughter-in-law was doing icky-yucky stuff in public with my son..STOP CORRUPTING MY SON!! =(

they were closer..much much MUCH closer than this >.<

And so anyway, i grew so fat after eating the leftovers..and nattie as usual was like
"DATHAN! YOU AHH..HAIH..!! I GAVE YOU 2ND HELPINGS ALREADYYYY..!!"

Oh..something else interesting happened today..
Yihling and her meow-meow friend came up to me in a corridor and just said straight to my face with a straight face and straight voice "ni mei yo lam pa"

I'm starting to regret teaching that word =(

Slugs, Leeches and Butterflies (?)

2007-06-17T12:00:00.001+08:00

Wowie..what an eventful weekend =) I'm pooped..all I wanna do now is cuddle up next up to a thick Physics book and use it as a pillow (biology would do well, but pictures of intestines don't really invite the snores)

And so, Friday:

SADNESS:-
Sweetieheart hsien left for Phuket. Without me. *sniff*
And we got lost on the way to the civic centre and drove round n' round the roundabout looking like a couple of doongus (f.y.i, gay-shas were performing for some dance-thingy organised by Assunta, a GIRL'S SCHOOL *ahem ahem*)

Happiness:-
WE WOOOOON!! 500 bucks! Nyahaha! I think girls like testosterone-lacking gay men..just look at Eigen bo-boi:

Eigen's Pikachu's taste sweet victory..

Saturday:

Sadness:-
Little haney misses sweetieheart..a lot =(
And the blardy f3s suddenly pulled outta the FRIM trip, without a letter (my forgiving nature is the only thing preventing your asses from being hurtled into outer space -saturday's star comic-)
So sad..I was expecting g'daughter PY to provide entertainment on the trip..

Happiness:-
Pictures say a thousand words:-

(repeat after me: lam..lam..pa..pa..lam..pa..LAMPA! TESTICLES!)
("gua lampa pa bo ki la" - I seem to be missing my testicles!)

I seem to feel a lil taller *ahem ahem*

Ugh..leeches.. Blardy.. It didn't stop bleeding until I was about to go to bed!

Calmness..

And COOLNESS! From left: me, jagdeep, ellen.

Random posts =)

2007-06-07T13:50:00.000+08:00

Well, I was reading through lil yihling's blog and came across this cool name thingy =D
Check this out man, it TOTALLY describes the Dwarflord:-

Get Your Sexy Name

Get Your Monster Name

I NEED HOUSE!!

2007-06-01T14:28:00.000+08:00

What's Little Han waking up so early for?
Why, he's getting ready to spend the day with his sweetieheart, hsienming!! *insert stupid grin here*

Well, after destroying sweetie dreams bout his sweetieheart, Little Han wakes and wash, and grabs a cab. Hsien, if you're reading this, YOU OWE ME SEVEN BUCKS!

And so the little cab takes Little Han to the not-so-little Sunway Pyramid (he picked up his sweetieheart along the way). And at the not-so-little Pyramid, they got lost a few times before they finally found...*drumroll*...THE CINEMA!

Meanwhile, during the process of getting lost, we were ENTRANCED by a ballsy cage. I mean, this cage had an airhole at the bottom and balls flying around in it..and kids were lining up to enter the ballsy cage!! Oh, and outta nowhere Vic appeared! (I think she's stalking us..jk)

*phew* getting lost is tiring! And so sweetieheart buys ONE LARGE COKE, which IIIIII have to hold! Doesn't make sense, I know.. So anyway, we sit down to watch Shrek and my all-time favourite character, THE DONKEY! =) I'm gonna call my kid Marshmellow next time.

After watching a fat ogre prancing around in leotards, we had waffles! Sweetieheart stupidly bit her tongue, and then blamed me for feeding her waffles. Right. So it was time to go home, and by little cab, i reached sweetieheart's house where we played CHOCOBO RACING!

Whee..hsien's pro man, not even my prodigious skill could defeat her fat KFC chicken. And so after that Little Happy Han went hoooooome~ Oh, I bet you're wondering why the blog title's "I NEED HOUSE" Well actually, while we were lost, we came across this little shop called "I NEED HOUSE." It looked cute, and had sperm-shaped windows! Turns out it was a SEX SHOP and and..sweetieheart and i..*18SX censorship*

Sugar, Spice and Everything Nice

2007-05-30T13:31:00.000+08:00

Sigh..I feel like a sentimental fuddy duddy..no thanks to y'all!! Such a touching stepping down.. *sniff sniff*

Neways, y'all have been pretty much sugar, spice AND EVERYTHING NICE!

Sugar:-
Sugar's sweet, and so are y'all! Hehe..I can still remember the form 1 Steph Ling..when I was taller than her n'all.. She was in my squad and was soooo quiet! Look at her now! -.-"
Oh yea..and thanks to y'all for the chocolates as well! I think they're made of SUGAR!

Spice:-
Hmm..spice.. Well..Pei Yeen DEFINES spice! I mean like, what's up with gramMA/PA?! And sometimes i think y'all are 24/7 on drugs! So hiiiiiiiiiiiiigh~
And the boys too..not forgetting the boys..the naughty naughty (but always very funny) boys..

EVERYTHING NICE:-
Needs no elaboration.

The Geniuses of Jati

2007-05-20T10:39:00.000+08:00

Exams-are-OVER! Nyehehe..and as usual there were genius answers left, right and center.
Mostly from behind though..mostly from my Eigen bo-boi..
Example:

Biology Exam:-
Real answer: Rhizophora sp., Brugueira sp.
Eigen's answer: Cauliflower, Brocolli.

Moral Exam:-
Q: Namakan dua pertubuhan yang melindugi hak wanita.
A: WWF (World Wide Fund for Nature)

Genius isn't it? And not only that..
Example 1:
Tension! Exam's gonna start! Eigen's seat is missing. Hmm..
Why? He's either late to school or pissing in the toilet.

Example 2:
Exam's started already..5 mins into the exam..
And Eigen STROLLS into the hall drinking water out of a bottlecap

Eigen wins this term's Genius Award hands down.

Gaya tada guna!

2007-05-10T17:47:00.000+08:00

Heh heh heh..check this out!
http://smkdu.esmartstudent.com/index.htm

There's even a Wikipedia entry!

It's so cool, but I don't know how to use it =(

AFK

2007-05-07T11:00:00.000+08:00

AFK-ing for quite some while~
Why? You know why, quit asking stupid questions!
Though i thought i'd blog a cool song that's been stuck in my head: White and Nerdy

They see me mowin'
My front lawn
I know they're all thinking
I'm so White N' nerdy

Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!
I wanna roll with-
The gangsters
But so far they all think
I'm too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
Really, really white n' nerdy

First in my class here at M.I.T.
Got skills, I'm a Champion of DND
MC Escher that's my favorite MC
Keep your 40
I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin to the contrary
You'll find they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Steven Hawkings in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
I got people begging for my top 8 spaces
Yo I know Pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a whiz at minesweeper I can play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed,
my fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze
There's no killer app I haven't run
At Pascal, well, I'm number 1
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat but I gotta soldering gun
Happy days is my favourite theme song
I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon

They see me roll on, my Segway!
I know in my heart they think I'm
white n' nerdy!
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy
I'd like to roll with-
The gangsters
Although it's apparent I'm too
White n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
How'd I get so white n' nerdy?

I've been browsing, inspectin'
X-men comics you know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket
I must protect 'em
my ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shopping online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doing websites
When my friends need some code who do they call?
I do HTML for them all
Even made a homepage for my dog!
Yo! Got myself a fanny pack
they were having a sale down at the GAP
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
POP POP! Hope no one sees me gettin' freaky!

I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour creme
I was in AV club and Glee club and even the chess team!
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?
I spend every weekend
at the renaissance fair
I got my name on my under wear!

They see me strollin'
They laughin'
And rollin' their eyes 'cause
I'm so white n' nerdy
Just because I'm white n' nerdy
Just because I'm white n' nerdy
All because I'm white n' nerdy
Holy cow I'm white n' nerdy
I wanna bowl with-
the gangsters
but oh well it's obvious I'm
white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!

Why am I even doing this?

2007-05-04T16:53:00.000+08:00

Err..hello? I'm confused.. =( My g'daughter tagged the "weird things" thingy on me..
AND SUDDENLY I FEEL AS IF AN INVISIBLE FORCE IS COMPELLING ME TO WRITE! *gasps*

Okay, here goes:-

#1 Eigen is my son =D

#2 Pei Yeen is my granddaughter -.-"

#3 Er..does being short count as weird?

#4 Anyone taller than me is a freak of nature.

#5 I'm too nerdy..until I became coooool~

#6 I'm having a love affair with chocolate, especially Patchis =)

#7 My ass is white.

#8 I'm a sadist. I enjoy killing cockroaches and mosquitoes. >=)

#9 I'm known as the DwarfLord and Chee Yip is my apprentice..but i grew

#10 I'm gonna murder the spastic person who tagged me *hint hint*

Now it's my turn to tag..muahhaha!!
Peiyeen, peiyeen, peiyeen, peiyeen, peiyeen...and wee lim

If i tag you 5 times you have to write 50 things right? >=)

McDonalds' Happiest Day~

2007-04-29T21:07:00.000+08:00

Did you know that 16 years ago exactly on this date McDonalds' created the Happy Meal?
Why they created the Happy Meal?
Because their beloved CHEW CHANG FU (aka: Best Customer) was born!!

~HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHANG FU~

*burger! burger! french frieeeeeees!!!!!*

(pictures are delayed due to chee yip not sending them to me, and the above facts are just crap, no harm intended to Birthday Boy)

Happy Birthday Wee!

2007-04-28T11:41:00.000+08:00

It was the 28th of April 1991 when ol' pal Wee popped out of his mummy's tummy,
and therefore, based on the theory of Han's Principle, (28th of April 2007) - (28th of April 1991) =

~HAPPY SWEET SIXTEEN WEE LIM~
-from your fellow Jatians-

Here's the reason we've had 10 long years of friendship:-

Having you as a pal has never been boring, embarrassing yes, but never boring.

Halloooo?

2007-04-26T10:44:00.000+08:00

After YEARS of contemplating on whether or not I should start a blog, I finally said to myself: "BLOGS ARE SO FRIGGIN' COOL! AND SINCE IM COOL, I SHOULD BLOG!"

And there you have it, a historic moment when Dat Han-boi decided to bang his keyboard daily for the amusement of you people.

My first post: I love chocolates! Yummy, yum yum! =D