Sunday, 7 December 2008

Stone

It's been like what, 3 months since I've updated?
3 months, that's how long I've been stoning..





AWESOME LAR




Anyway what's up world?
Mr. Dat's back!
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Why don't I hear any applause?
You people are jerks =(


Heh heh, anyway just thought I'd start my first post off with some quotes.

They're funny.
They're ridiculous.
They're from none other than..

CHUCK NORRIS




1) There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

2) Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

3) When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

4) There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

5) Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

6) When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

7) Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

8) Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.

9) Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

And for #10:

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