Adventures with Tai Jian Eu

No ppl, I am NOT gay (sorry to disappoint my male readers)
It's a known fact, that whenever I go ANYWHERE with JianEu (and Vanod) an ADVENTURE awaits us *insert dramatic music here*

Here are some of my most memorable adventures at 1u with JianEu, it's sad though since we he doesn't go out too often..

1) Well, as all manly MACHO guys do, we went to watch Pride & Prejudice last year with Vanod and MunYou and 'Arif and.. (well you get the idea, a whole bunch of guys). So anyway, we were hanging out at MPH as all un-nerdy guys do, and while coming down the escalator JianEu got his shoelace stuck in the steps! Poor guy! We spent 5 minutes trying to ease it out, and when that failed Vanod and his biceps tried pulling the lace out with enough strength to make Vanod look like he was constipating. The nice MPH lady saw us all panting at the steps of the escalator and came with a pair of scissors. The sad sad lace got sliced away, and until today JianEu's stubby shoelace is still visible on the escalator of MPH.

That was last year. And back to the present! Today!

2) Futsal day, and as usual this is what happened:
Me (blue): Hey Vanod, d'you know where's the place?
Vanod (green): O yea sure, take the lift from GSC! Alright Dat, y'know the way better than JianEu and I, lead the way!

Once we reached the GSC lift..

Ok, now let's go to the fifth floor.
WTF! CARPARK! GO DOWN GO DOWN! No0o0o! We are stuck in the lift!

After waiting for several minutes for the lift to go up, and then down, and after a couple of minutes walking aimlessly around..

EH NOW I REMEMBER! Parkson! Not GSC! Aiyaaaa..DatHan you useless la!
Er..right, so anyway once we successfully made it 1/2 hour late..we played!

Scored, pumped long balls up just because I can (played as goalie for most part), and slid around like a maniac.. (mostly collided into JianEu, he was magnificent with the tricks on the ball)

And so after the game:

Han Ming: Hey JianEu how many times did you fall down ah?
Wee Lim: JianEu diver man! Wearing Ronaldo shirt summore! Tsk tsk tsk..
Vanod (to the gang): Normal ade laaaaa..when JianEu fall very scary wan! Got SOUND! *urrrrgh...!!*

Now here comes the best part, better than all the bruises of futsal..

When we went to change out of our sweaty clothes, Jian Eu went with 'Arif (I think there's something on between the two of em)
So anyway, we were minding our own business went MunYou suddenly shouted:
JIAN EEEEUUUUUU!! SO BAD LA YOUUUU! SNEAKY EH?!

We all turned our heads to the changing rooms and there was Jian Eu looking blur. "huh? what happened"

Then WeeLim started laughing.. "JianEu went to the girls changing room! At least he's not gay anymore! JianEu y'sneak boy!" It was then we realised he was standing in the door which read "FEMALE"

Poor poor JianEu, but it was hilarious though! Teased him for the rest of the day.

And so that concludes Adventures with Jian Eu. Plenty more though, just too lazy to post!