Guess what Dathan's doing,
He's playing Star Wars,
'Cause too lazy, he was!
And so here are step-by-step instructions on how to succeed in life (Star Wars style):
Step 1: Look hot
Step 2: Be as sneaky as possible and poke your opponent in his behind
Step 3: If unsuccessful, RUN!
Step 4: However, under the unlikely circumstances that you DO succeed, make him worship you (bragging rights y'know)
Step 5: Dance around like a chicken (regardless whether you succeed or not)
And so, that concludes this week's post. No need to thank me if you become an instant celebrity, just remember, there's only one orginal Real Slim Datty!
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